Matthew Garrett facts

The man, the legend, Matthew Garrett now has his own Matthew Garrett Facts at angryfacts.com. Find out what motivates the angriest man alive. Marvel at how he can be so tall and so thin all at once. Ask him which laptop he’d recommend, like he’s never heard that question before. Wonder at how he’ll soon be Dr. Matthew Garrett, if you please. “Matthew Garrett invented the eye.” Pure class.

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