As per Aquarion, some of the more bizarre search queries that have brought people to kryogenix.org recently:
- things to know when in prison
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- If you drop the soap in the shower, don't pick it up
- does chicken make u fat ?
- No. Believe me, I know. Pizzas make you fat. Not doing any running makes you fat. Chicken's really healthy. As are cigarettes.
- when did the first molluscs appear on earth
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- Got some homework to do there, huh?
- need to lose weight because penis is small
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- ahahahahahahahahaha. ahaha. ha ha ha. ahahaha.
- neopet porn
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- Oh my God. My daughter looks at neopets.com. Christ almighty.
- how to get a dieing cat to eat
- For God's sake! Take it to the vet! Don't search the bleedin' internet!
- is huh a word
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- huh?
- because she's silently screaming, cant you hear her? listen carefully
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- wtf?
- the cheapest thing you can buy from ikea
- Any advance on a BÄSTIS hook for £1.49? See, this is why all websites need an API. I don't have time to screenscrape the site, so see if you can find something cheaper.
- he started punching him in the face
- Why? Why would you search for this? Why?
Tea-focused questions
- should you put milk one with earl grey
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- No! No you shouldn't! No! Don't do it!
- how to get someone to make a cup of tea
- What you do is constantly piss and moan about it until they cave in. Well, that's what I do.
- optimum infusion water temperature for a tea bag
- Boiling! Boil the water! How hard can this be?
That's enough of that. I'm just getting annoyed now.