Stone me that hurts

Mark Pilgrim: Please take this opportunity to relate amusing anecdotes about your vasectomy.

  • There’s nothing like the feeling that you’ve been kicked in the spuds, especially when that feeling lasts for two days. And I don’t mean “there’s nothing like it” in any kind of good way, either.
  • When your daughter runs over and jumps in your lap, try and feel suffused with the joy of being a parent rather than, say, screaming.
  • The worst job in the world is being the chap who sits by patients’ heads and talks to them while the operation is going on. I mean, what do you say? Conversation is strained at the best of times.
  • The last word you want to hear from the dude with the knife is “Oops”.
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