Unless you are the richest person alive, it’s a pretty safe bet that I now have at least as many pianos as you do, and probably more, by which I mean that I have one piano. Tragically, they failed to deliver piano-playing ability to our house along with the instrument, so we’re currently limping through one-finger playing and stopping after every note to work out what the next one is. Pointers to excellent references and tutorials (on the net or off it) or suggestions for how people with no previous piano-playing experience at all should learn are greatly welcomed. Sam wants to play Christmas carols; I want to be Fats (ha!) Domino and play blues and jazz.