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The Editing Room - The Matrix Reloaded: The Abridged Script (via Simon). Classic.

KEANU REEVES

Why am I here?

THE EXPLAINER

Many years ago, shortly before the success of Speed, you sold your soul to the devil in exchange for a promise of notoriety that your piss-poor acting skills do not deserve. This series is the actualization of this promise.

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