Ask Al-Sahaf!

Fabulous article in the Grauniad’s football section: Ask Al-Sahaf, your chance to ask the Iraqi information minister for football advice.

Dear Mohammed Al-Sahaf, I am fat and useless and have scored half as many goals in twice as many starts as Milan Baros. What do you suggest I do? Yours, Big Emile, Toxteth

I am still in hysterics.

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