MAX PAYNE: Kung Fu Edition looks like the most cool thing ever to exist, ever, and it’s freely downloadable. Even the video trailer is fantastic, including the background music which I must try and identify. Sadly, I don’t have Max Payne, the game (this is just a mod), because I don’t have a machine studly enough to play it (giles, my main machine, is a Linux box (which would be OK with WineX) but is only a Duron 800, and, most importantly, only has an old 8MB ATI Rage Pro video card which isn’t good enough). Bah. I need more money for computers.