Who is the mail for?

Michael Barrish has a dream about marrying somone with his name. “How are we going to tell who the mail is for?” I’ve got that problem. Mail arrives addressed to “S Langridge”, my wife (who has the same initial as I) opens it. Mail arrives addressed to “Mr S Langridge”, my wife opens it and claims that it says “Mrs Langridge” on the front. Then again, I don’t get any interesting mail any more; as Edmund Blackadder once pointed out, I’m like a pelican. Whichever way I turn, there’s always an enormous bill in front of me. ——-

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