MS already solved all problems

Microsoft To Watch Keynote, Say “Oh, Yeah, We’ve Got That.” at Crazy Apple Rumors (via Hyatt).
‘According to Microsoft sources, highlights of the viewing will include: Ballmer saying “Oh, we’ve got something way cooler than that, but I can’t show it to you yet.” ‘
“Industry sources also indicate that Microsoft has told several friends that it never really liked Apple in the first place and that it was just being friends with the company because it felt sorry for it.”.
Heh, heh, heh. ——-

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