Critical Role

One, I will have gone below deck and tried to fashion a quick Fluffernutter out of some black powder stuff.

It seems like a functional Fluffernutter.

Then when I pop out there, I throw the Fluffernutter right at-- (laughter)

I see it through the portal as I'm: (shouts) Fluffernutter!

The Fluffernutter is thrown as you blast it, the lightning strikes into it, do you go to withdraw the blade and do a final blow?

Right as the blade comes in, the Fluffernutter blows your ass into the air.

And then as my action-- (yells) Fluffernutter! I'm going to pull out my bomb, and with Mage Hand, carry it up towards Trent.

So my Fluffernutter is floating up there?

And I will, trying to remember the motions and movements that Caleb does when he cast this spell, I will lift up my hand and it catches on fire and I will then shoot a beam of fire right at my Fluffernutter bomb and try to explode it.

If you're just hitting Fluffernutter--

I'm just hitting Fluffernutter.

Against Fluffernutter.

Oh, and before I cast, I'll step forward five or 10 feet just so I can get Fluffernutter right up to what's his butt.

As you go and bring it out, she's just finishing blowing up a Fluffernutter and is just rushing back.

Where's fluffernutter?

I could throw a Fluffernutter, but I'll blow up all my friends, so--

Fluffernutter?

I'm going to try to dig through and retrieve my unspent Fluffernutter.

I could also just put a fluffernutter down there.

Should I-- Should I also bury a fluffernutter somewhere around here?

If we have to, we'll throw a fluffernutter, so that's the--

Where my fluffernutter would've been.

Fluffernutter.

Fluffernutter.

Fluffernutter.

I could also put a fluffernutter in this little crawl space tunnel.

That would have to be one of your things, right? That would have to be a fluffernutter, unless the rangers have--

Or maybe one really powerful Fluffernutter, I don't know.

But you go ahead and you barely, barely craft a Fluffernutter.

Okay, yeah, you barely pull off a Fluffernutter.

All right, so go ahead and you make a Fluffernutter.

And you make a Fluffernutter with an asterisk.

Hmm, Fluffernutter--

Veth rolled a 15 and she made a fluffernutter!

(screams) Fluffernutter! (laughter) (explosions)

Fluffernutter.

And you go ahead and Fluffernutter.

And then lastly, the components to make a new Fluffernutter.

Just a singular Fluffernutter?

A double Fluffernutter?

We'll say, with the knowledge and experience, how powerful do you want this Fluffernutter to be?

If they fucking use Fluffernutter against me, I will be so pissed off.

I do have Fluffernutter.

(as Veth) Fluffernutter.

If I Fluffernutter, I'm going to blow myself up. Right? So I'm going to take out that Corecut Dagger and just swipe.

I could put fluffernutter in some sort of a bowl or something, and we can hand it to him, and then make it blow up.

Somehow, we found ourselves back to... fluffernutter.

So we start with fluffernutter.

And yeah, by the way, the fluffernutter thing.

Just, there was a fluffernutter plan.

I will not use fluffernutter.

Fluffernutter!

What about a good case of Fluffernutter? Could we get a nice gilded case or box full of powder with a glyph on it?

I have a Fluffernutter and I have a depth charge.

Fluffernutter and depth charges.

There's Fluffernutter.

Fluffernutter!

Can do, like, Fluffernutter and it gets hit with it.

And bonus action, I will take out my Fluffernutter bomb and just hold it out, ready.

Fluffernutter.

I know. Fluffernutter. We have our winner.

Like a more controlled, contained fluffernutter? Still not-- no fuse or anything, just something I can throw, and someone else will blow it up, maybe.

Matt is taking this fluffernutter very seriously.

Fluffernutter.

Yeah, I think-- okay. So you also have a fluffernutter pouch.

Fluffernutter.

(excited gasp) Fluffernutter! Fluffernutter!

We could do something like Fluffernutter.

Or we throw in some black powder, and you shoot it! Fluffernutter!

Fluffernutter! I don't have any black powder.

You got a fluffernutter ready to go?

Well sure, so I'll just yell to Beau: Beau! Repeat after me, Fluffernutter! I'm going to throw the keg of gunpowder behind us.

I go: Fluffernutter! and take my ninja star and go (floof)!

Well I reacted to Fluffernutter being shouted and seeing it--

Fluffernutter.

You know what? Fluffernutter sounds great.

Fluffernutter.

If we're keeping our distance-- how many people are seriously considering fluffernutter? Show of hands. Can we put that to bed now?

Uh-huh. Fluffernutter.

Nott, if any of us are in the room, no Fluffernutter, okay?

Fluffernutter?

Fluffernutter?

No. No fluffernutter.

Fluffernutter would have totally obliterated it. We wouldn't have even had to fight.

(fearful yelp) I will shout out, Fluffernutter! I'm going to go back behind the pillar and hide.

Fluffernutter.

Nott the Brave yells to her teammates: The colors are so vivid! Then also: Everyone back up, we're going to Fluffernutter this bitch! I will (cocking crossbow) and hold my action.

(cocking crossbow) Fluffernutter!

Fluffernutter!

(shouting) Fluffernutter!

If you've ever had fluffernutter, that's about the flavor of it.

Liam, we ended the last round, did Fluffernutter, we won.

Me?! We just did Fluffernutter!

Go for it. Roll for an attack. I was hoping Fluffernutter was going to work.

Fluffernutter.

Fluffernutter! [music]