Random things i want in my perfect laptop

• An auxiliary display
• twistable screen that lays over the keyboard (tablet mode), under the keyboard (keyboard mode), above the keyboard (normal laptop mode)
• the outside's a mirror
• cool logo underneath the mirror with a light in it
• psychotically thin. Like, less than an inch thick.
• built in webcam top left on a moveable flattened half-sphere
• all linux supported parts
• bookmarked stuff on del.icio.us