On I wrote Matthew Garrett facts, on the subject of Humour and Linux.
The man, the legend, Matthew Garrett now has his own Matthew Garrett Facts at angryfacts.com.
Find out what motivates the angriest man alive. Marvel at how he can be so tall and so thin all at once. Ask him which laptop he'd recommend, like he's never heard that question before. Wonder at how he'll soon be Dr. Matthew Garrett, if you please.
"Matthew Garrett invented the eye." Pure class.
The "nothing to fear but fear itself" quote is Franklin Roosevelt, not Churchill. As readers of my "homepage" in 1996 will remember.