I want to be the government
For a while now, Niamh’s wanted to be a vet. This morning, she changed her mind a few times. First, she wanted to be a teacher. Then she wanted to be a vet again. Finally, she decided on her career. “No, no,” she said, “I don’t want to be a vet. I want to be the government.”
Presumably when she initiates the military coup and becomes Arch-Generalissimo, I’ll get some sort of plum post in the new dictatorship. No idea what’ll happen to all of you proletarians; I should start buttering her up now if I were you.
Niamh prevails.
She was obviously eavesdropping on our converstation about democracy at Christmas!
Unfortunately if Niamh becomes generalissimo I think you’re more likely to find yourself against a wall, as the last vestiges of the old, dad-ruled order are swept away.
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Absolutely not. Niamh’s a good girl who respects her parents. I’m seeing myself in some sort of elder statesman type role where I guide the progress of the government. Minister without portfolio sort of thing.
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Wouldn’t she be generalissima?
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Hm. Perhaps. She may legislate gender out of the language; I would if I were dictator, I think.
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Excuseme but How I can contact with Stuart Langridge , it about on question about sorttable
I’m have an table with negative numbers and I can get the correct order in the sort fields.
Thanks and excuseme for this post
Antonio.
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Antonio: see http://www.kryogenix.org/contact .
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