- Look out behind you!
- This fortune intentionally left blank
- A very merry LUG Christmas
- The world ends tomorrow AND YOU MAY DIE
- Hope you like your Novell t-shirt
- The Windows User Group down the road is more popular
- Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
- Every time I think that perhaps we are an advanced race, I turn around and read ramblings on Slashdot, and realize I was wrong.
- Geeks aren't interested in politics because government doesn't double its efficiency and speed once every 18 months.
- Some software money can't buy. For everything else there's Micros~1.
- Linux - It is now safe to turn on your computer.
- Linux is like a wigwam: no gates, no windows and Apache inside. (Chinese proverb c. 610 B.C.)
- sudo apt-get moo
- got root?
- I never finish anyth
- </cracker>
- help! I am imprisoned in a cracker factory
- $ man curry
- w00t
- j00 r 0wned
- stfu n00b
- I am a cracker virus. Please pass on to the person next to you.
- I'm blogging this.
- meh.
- SYN
- ACK
- you have opened the wrong cracker
- crackr 2.0 beta
And this is Geek Christmas crackers, written , and concerning Updates, Humour, and Linux
Comments
Gary: I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you. :)
When will we be getting updates on Jackfield any time soon? I am getting anxious... Any contact with Beryl on a possible merger or maybe some integration into the project?
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> Every time I think that perhaps we are an advanced race, I turn around and read ramblings on Slashdot, and realize I was wrong.
If you think that of Slashdot comments, wait till you read Digg commets ;-)
I've got to ask: what's the gorilla joke?