This is as days pass by, by Stuart Langridge

OK, you lot have failed me. None of you offered to buy my house. Since no-one else has either, we're no longer on the market. Yes! We're staying where we are! Actually, the real reason is that Niamh's doing really well at school; we don't want to break that up if we can possibly avoid it. Anyway, that aside, this means that we're doing Interesting Things to the house. Making the library bigger, moving some stuff around. It's gonna be cool. Anyone got, ooh, about five grand I can borrow?