This is as days pass by, by Stuart Langridge

Tomorrow, fearless Andy and I depart on the latest installment of our annual paranormal investigation tour; the Men With Big Moans are going to Cumbria to seek out ghosts and beer and ghouls and beer and other things that go bump in the night. We’ve previously visited Wiltshire for the Men With Big Stones tour, to investigate Neolithic stone circles, beer, crop circles, and beer, and then Cornwall on the Men With Big Thrones tour to investigate beer, the history of King Arthur, beer, and the location of Camelot. As ever, this is really an excuse to have a drink and talk shit until three o‘clock in the morning, but we have come up with some credible theories on the nature of stone rings and the history of Merlin before now. I can’t find a PK meter anywhere to take with me, though. Anyone got any suggestions for good online references for hauntings in the north-west of England that I can snarf before we go? We’ll be staying on the shores of Lake Coniston, near the car museum with the Batmobile in it, if anyone wants to drop by the tent. Suck in your guys, guys, we’re the Ghostbusters.