This is

as days pass by, by Stuart Langridge

. Here I write about many things. In the past I wrote about other things but the past is past. I write code for people to play with, I write about my life on Twitter, and I write here.

On I wrote Ocelot, on the subject of Humour.

Joke from the man Jones:

How do you titillate an ocelot?

Oscillate its tit a lot.

Am still in hysterics here!

Stuart

Another one for you!

Q: What’s got nine arms and sucks?

A: Def Leppard

sil

arf!
That’s two brilliant jokes today :)

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