Avast! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day, me hearties!
Get talking like pirates, ye scurvy sons o'dogs. Ye knows it makes sense.
If ye needs help talking like a pirate (ye landlubber!) then mayhaps ye should avail yerself of a pirate keyboard. I'll sell ye mine for forty doubloons. If I knew what a doubloon was, which I don't. Arr!
‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ is actually surprisingly good… and it’s got Miles from ‘This Life’ in it!