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The Editing Room - The Matrix Reloaded: The Abridged Script (via Simon). Classic.
KEANU REEVES
Why am I here?
THE EXPLAINER
Many years ago, shortly before the
success of Speed, you sold your soul
to the devil in exchange for a
promise of notoriety that your
piss-poor acting skills do not
deserve. This series is the
actualization of this promise.
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Did I mention that this is even funnier with the release of Revolutions?
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