The Editing Room - The Matrix Reloaded: The Abridged Script (via Simon). Classic.
NoneKEANU REEVES
Why am I here?
THE EXPLAINER
Many years ago, shortly before the success of Speed, you sold your soul to the devil in exchange for a promise of notoriety that your piss-poor acting skills do not deserve. This series is the actualization of this promise.
Did I mention that this is even funnier with the release of Revolutions?