Ask Al-Sahaf!
Fabulous article in the Grauniad’s football section: Ask Al-Sahaf, your chance to ask the Iraqi information minister for football advice.
Dear Mohammed Al-Sahaf, I am fat and useless and have scored half as many goals in twice as many starts as Milan Baros. What do you suggest I do? Yours, Big Emile, Toxteth
I am still in hysterics.
hi I hate al-sahaf, but he’s funny
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You will of course have seen that Ryanair have used Mr Al-Sahaf in an advert, with him saying that Easyjet have the lowest prices. Apologies for the in-joke, but no doubt his real name is Ross-Sahaf and he is currently enjoying his exile on a surfing holiday off the Norfolk coast.
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