Ask Al-Sahaf!

Fabulous article in the Grauniad’s football section: Ask Al-Sahaf, your chance to ask the Iraqi information minister for football advice.

Dear Mohammed Al-Sahaf, I am fat and useless and have scored half as many goals in twice as many starts as Milan Baros. What do you suggest I do? Yours, Big Emile, Toxteth

I am still in hysterics.

2 Responses to “Ask Al-Sahaf!”

  1. hi I hate al-sahaf, but he’s funny

    Yousif
  2. You will of course have seen that Ryanair have used Mr Al-Sahaf in an advert, with him saying that Easyjet have the lowest prices. Apologies for the in-joke, but no doubt his real name is Ross-Sahaf and he is currently enjoying his exile on a surfing holiday off the Norfolk coast.

    Tom

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