Fabulous article in the Grauniad's football section: Ask Al-Sahaf, your chance to ask the Iraqi information minister for football advice.
Dear Mohammed Al-Sahaf, I am fat and useless and have scored half as many goals in twice as many starts as Milan Baros. What do you suggest I do? Yours, Big Emile, Toxteth
I am still in hysterics.
hi I hate al-sahaf, but he’s funny