This is as days pass by, by Stuart Langridge

Oggy, Oggy, Oggy, out, out, out! (via Stuart Homfray): apparently a rumour was going around that Steve Ogrizovic, the ex-Coventry City goalkeeper, had been kidnapped and was being held hostage in Kazhakstan. The potato-faced man himself actually had to come out and confirm that it's completely untrue, suggesting that he may have been cloned. I'm sure he was heartwarmed by the comments over at PetitionOnline, which included, "Please free Steve as he's a bent-nosed hero to millions"

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