(he loves me)|(she loves me) It looks like you're writing some kind of angsty lovelorn diary entry. Can I help? [Delete as applicable] I've fallen [in/out of] love. It's [all gone to shit/never going to happen]. I think I want to die. Should I approach [her/him/it/them] again, or just cut them out of my [life/will/breastbone] forever? Now I'll have to [eat a lard sandwich/find a real [job/girlfriend/woman rather than a plastic one]/burn off the tattoo with a cigarette lighter/go pony-trekking in Nepal]. I'm so lost and confused. I don't know what to do. Someone help me put my [life/Lego set] back together, now that it's been [torn from its roots/destroyed/blown away like a candle in the wind]. Please. Nazi|fascist|reactionary It looks like you're writing a flame. Can I help? I was going to write a concise, well-balanced and reasonable rebuttal of your rather stupid points. But I've decided that I just can't be bothered. Get out of my face, idiot.