Dear Mr and Mrs Eddings,
Given the amount of fan mail that I expect you receive, I don't imagine
that you recall a letter from Charlie Meigh, last year, telling you
(among other things) of a group of UK fans (the possibly misnamed
'websters') leaving our computers and the comfortable Internet Eddings
discussion forum of alt.fan.eddings and getting together for our own
version of an Alorn Council. This went ahead, last November, and was a
rip-roaring success; much beer was drunk, there was poor-quality and
off-key singing, we shouted at one another about how to pronounce the
word "Riva", and my team won the Great Eddings Quiz (one of the prizes,
you may be amused to hear, being a small blue stone).
This event
was so successful that we have decided to hold another; July of this
year will see a slightly larger group of us descend on the small town
of Badby in Central England for more of the same. The first event was
christened "the Eosian Council", in remembrance of Alorn Councils, and
has sparked off a series of small events around the globe in the same
vein, and lots of amusing discussion about what to call them. The first
Australian event (should that be EVENT?) was called "the Valesian
Council", and there have been numerous others.
Once again, we would
like to extend an offer to you to attend as Guests of Honour. I suspect
that this offer will be declined; as you said in your reply to
Charlie's letter, "I've been where I'm goin'". (Your reply was read out
at the first Eosian Council, and generally marvelled at). The
unlikelihood of your attendance is compounded by the fact that (much as
last time) our budget is tight (to say the least) and would be
stretched way beyond breaking point by return transatlantic flights.
However, your names will no doubt be invoked in absentia (they were
last year; honestly, you've never seen someone toasted as much), and if
you could find the time to pen us a letter to be read at the meet then
we would all be deeply appreciative. Would it also be possible to
prevail upon you to sign some bookplates for us to give away? The batch
last year went into books to be given as prizes in the quiz (I failed
to pick the copy of the Rivan Codex from the bag and was thoroughly
annoyed by this!) and are treasured still by winners.
I admit that
this letter is computerised (although this may not be a surprise,
coming from a denizen of the Internet); although I can handwrite
things, my writing has never as yet attracted the description
"readable", so I shall spare you the effort of decoding it, and type
and print this letter.
We'd be happy to send you an account of the
weekend, should you wish to hear about all the debauchery being enacted
in your name; perhaps we should offer to trade it for a sneak preview
of the new book? Much speculation has been offered on this
subject....
Yours ever,
Stuart Langridge
on behalf of the Eosian Council II organisation cabal